Gobble, Gobble

We're having chicken tomorrow at Thanksgiving dinner.

Why? Well, because we're protesting the forced exploitation of the millions of turkeys sacrificed each year in a historical reenactment of the Pilgrim’s racially-motivated subjugation of the Native American culture....

Uh, right.

Actually, we're tired of throwing out the entire dark meat portion of the turkey (which we do every year) and have finally come to realize that with just two of us sitting down to dinner a nicely roasted chicken will do just fine.

Besides, I'm more of a side dish kind of person anyway.

Give me choice! Oh, and an extra spoonful of green bean casserole.